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Never trust crying women or limping dogs.
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When your plans go wrong, your life didn’t go wrong, just your plans did.
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Never, EVER, EVER, give your heart to someone who has said the phrase “I don’t do drama”, all that phrase actually means is that they do not have the ability to cope with the delicate “human” parts of a relationship. They are incapable of having a real relationship, just a clothing catalogue image of a relationship, and they will fail you at the first emotional hurdle. If someone says that phrase to you, run the other way.